A timely tale of the totally true way that you, yes YOU, can jump the kill-me-now airport security lines with your very own Clear Pass!

It’s easy to apply online, and once the TSA clears ya (Clear Pass takes care of all that beaurocratic nonsense), you’ll get a Clear card that clearly says, “Fudge You!” to the system, The Man, the years-off-your-life stripping hassles of hangin’ with the masses…

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I signed up yesterday – cannot wait to fly by all the losers in line and step up to the Clear Station! This will give me plenty of time to catch a mani/pedi at the XpresSpa at SFO with my discount certificate!