Being a natural redhead, I have been cursed with that glow-in-the-dark white skin. My derm keeps yelling at me to put on almost triple digit sunscreen. I’ve tried tanning booths (pre-cancer buzz) and spray on tans, after the word came out, but it ain’t easy. Plus it’s hard to keep smiling, when at the beach, the umpteenth person runs up to me holding out their arm to compare tans! (At best, I work on light beige.)

But baby — just watch me party hard at “The White Party”… how perfect is this??? It’s an all-white wine tasting including all-white eats and all-white decor. You’re supposed to wear white, too (think you get some swag if you do)…but on me, we’re talking ghostly!

And it’s all going down, at the brand spanking new all-white lounge at Fluid, this Friday, August 24th, 7:00-10:00 PM, put on by Hip Tastes. (Courtney Cochran, Ms. Hip Taste herself, has a new book coming out for all you hip wannabees. Ck it out on Amazon: Hip Tastes: The Fresh Guide to Wine.

Get your tkts here.